Title:           Edward Snowden can't fap : Part 1
Author:          MintCondition453
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/60u3cKwB
First Edit:      Thursday 10th of April 2014 05:19:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 10th of April 2014 05:19:09 PM CDT

>be you
>feeling like you need some Monica
>hottest bitch whatever done roamed the Earth
>she works at the kiosk store
>go visit
>you see that the entire place has been levelled
>you watch as the fire men and stallions hosed the wreckage off the site to make room for the next stuff
>Monica is dead
>hot to mall
>gotta buy some swag to fill this emptiness in your heart
>get in elevator
>as door closes a pony rushes in
>looks weird
>slams into you
>its a drone pony
>it blushes as it gets off of you
>its staring at you awkwardly, blushing the whole time
>you get off the elevator, youll just walk up the stairs
>you walk into swag store, buy tons of swag and cry
>see drone pony in swag store
>looks like its just perusing the aisles you were in
>in the food court
>in the middle of the crowd
>clearing in the crowd of people
>drone pony watching from across the hallway of people
>in parking lot, scared
>drone pony is two rows over, watching
>very spooked, gonna call the cops
>pockets empty
>no car keys either
>run away
>as you turn to run, drone is in front of you
>turn again, drone is gone
>walking home
>night
>drone follows behind you for random shifts of time
>no keys
>locked outside apt
>potentially dangerous stalker followed you home
>inside apt building
>turn around
>drone is standing at end of hall
>run away
>come back
>door to house is smashed open
>lights are off
>candles light house now
>rose pedals placed in trail on floor
>to your bedroom
>you know you shouldnt
>follow anyways
>room is empty
>bedroom door shuts behind you
>try to open, you are locked in bedroom now
>something shoves you onto back, on bed
>drone hovers above you
>wait to die
>sits on your stomach
>leans in and drone kissu
"senpai..."
>whatthefuck
>drone pony unzips your pants and tries to pull them off
>try to stop drone, no match for mechanical power
>drone straddles you
>its opening hovering just above your now erect leaning tower o dong
>she lowers enough for your tip to enter her
